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Haha! Ya know, if they advertised it as "Fly American Airlines and get fondled for free" people would have been much less pissed about it!

Uh Merr ica! f**k yeah! ******' Freedom!

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I get them all the time.

Flying today, too.

I have yet to go through a porno scanner.

So you "opt out"? How do you tell them this? I have a trip in January I want to make sure they know, I don't want to be scanned...

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I got scanned flying back from Portland, ME this past June...they have the new generic ''body'' display that doesn't show your junk or excess fat. No fuss, no muss.

You might want to put your weed in your suitcase, though....if you fly Southwest, the first bag is checked free...s**t, they all used to be free...freakin' airlines trying to squeeze more money out of people.... If you opt out of the scanning, then you get the nice TSA pervert running his hands ''aaalllll over your body'' as Jonathan WInters used to say......

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So you "opt out"? How do you tell them this? I have a trip in January I want to make sure they know, I don't want to be scanned...

You go throught the whole "put your bags, shoes, computer in the bins and on the belt for Xray thing" and then when you walk up to go through your scan you wait to see if they are just sending you through a metal detector or into the tunnel where you put your feet on the yellow marks on the floor and hold your hands up like a stick-up.

If they are sending you through just a metal detector, shut your mouth and go through. If they send you to the full body scanner, then shake your head no and say "I wish to opt out". They will instruct you to stand to the side and they will call for an agent of your sex to pat you down. You may have to wait a minute for someone of your gender to free up to assist. Then you will be instructed to follow this agent and just listen to them and do what they say.

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I got scanned flying back from Portland, ME this past June...they have the new generic ''body'' display that doesn't show your junk or excess fat. No fuss, no muss.

You might want to put your weed in your suitcase, though....if you fly Southwest, the first bag is checked free...s**t, they all used to be free...freakin' airlines trying to squeeze more money out of people.... If you opt out of the scanning, then you get the nice TSA pervert running his hands ''aaalllll over your body'' as Jonathan WInters used to say......

A few things -

1) it is 2 bags free on Southworst. 3rd bag is $50.00

2) the new scanners, before they convert the image to something less offensive, have the original images. The only way to avoid having the original image produced is disallow the imaging process entirely. Sorry, I don't believe the nice Gov't man's propaganda.

3) if you can't go through the simple metal detector without beeping, it has always been required to get a pat down anyhow. Pat downs are not a new intrusion. Nude photos of you and your kids are a recent theft of liberty, and myself and many like me will never tolerate it.

Do what makes you comfortable. So will I.

"If you will sacrifice liberty for security you deserve neither."

Benjamin Franklin

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