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Starting a new business with an old friend. He currently owns and operates a small auto repair shop in south Austin. His current location is too small to meet demand so he has been wanting to expand.

Finally looking at a job "upgrade", at least for me. Got a conditional job offer from O'Reilly Auto Parts making considerably more than what I do now at Zaxby's with the added potential of being able

Its a rental car, remember it gets the piss beat out of it... Don't be gentle its a rental.

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Who the hell decided to start the workweek on a Monday?! :angry:

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A guy walks into a dealer and offers $20000 on a $40000 Mustang GT. He gets laughed at and escorted off the property.

Dont do it to my s**t I'm selling either. And don't email me time and time again asking if it's still available expecting to get it for half price. It makes me mess with you.

Also, I am wearing a Brave Little Toaster tshirt with Miller light pj pants. Until I have to go to work in an hour at least.

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I wanna find the ************ who invented fiberglass blow-in insulation for attics, and strangle em with my bare hands. At least Carpet insulation can be lifted out of place, then put back... Blow in? Naw man, naw.

Then, after enjoying my Pioneer Surround sound stereo, and hearing the rich and amazing audio quality... Suddenly, the pain was worth it in that person's attic... :)

(Some classical music in Dolby Pro Logic 5.1 Surround sound just sounds amazing)

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There needs to be a way to upload pics mobilly<<yea I made that up...bc I saw a yellow(not taxi yellow) G4 today & snapped a couple pics on my iPhone...my wife, who has no taste in color or cars(she wants a chevy) even said it was ugly unless it had tweety bird decals...which it did not. I could add the pics to FB but only have a few members on there.....

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Giants record the first points of the game. Kid's first ever FG attempt was good. Nice.

3-0 Big Blue.

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There needs to be a way to upload pics mobilly<<yea I made that up...bc I saw a yellow(not taxi yellow) G4 today & snapped a couple pics on my iPhone...my wife, who has no taste in color or cars(she wants a chevy) even said it was ugly unless it had tweety bird decals...which it did not. I could add the pics to FB but only have a few members on there.....

Get a Photobucket account, and there will be an e-mail address that you can send the pics to as an attachment.

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So at work today, I decided to give the new guy a hard time. He was getting some milk for a customer (I work at a grocery store) and he left the dairy walk in fridge door open while he was in there. Now, there are two doors to get in and out of the giant walk in fridge, both of them have mechanisms on the inside that you push and it acts as though you were pulling the lever from the outside, like a safety so that no one can get trapped in there. At the very least there are those clear glass doors that open (like at costco) and all you have to do is pull back a rack of milk and walk through the glass door. So I closed the door while he was in there, and walked out of the warehouse area to the storefront, and watched him through the milk case. He was freaking out, pacing back and forth wondering what the heck he was gonna do. He tried pushing the button on the door but it didn't work (you gotta put a little effort to get it to open) and then resorted to his phone, first making a status update to facebook saying he was going to die of hypothermia in a dairy cooler because he couldn't get out (in all seriousness). Then he gathered some wits about himself and tried calling the store's telephone, at which point I opened the glass door and asked him why he was having trouble getting out... He half laughed and said he was trapped in there and was about to call the store's number to tell the people up front he was trapped. I told him that he coulda pushed the button on the door to get out, but he said he tried that but he thought it was blocked from the outside. So I let him out, and asked him what he was gonna try next... He said he was gonna drink some milk to keep warm... blink.gif

Now before you go saying "oh my gosh that was so mean! why the heck would you do something like that?" I should explain. He drives a BMW 323i, and the badge he has replaced with an M3's, as well as M3 wheels and an M3 bodykit... not to mention he was hatin on my taurus, saying he could kick its butt in a drag. laugh.gif No serious haterade, just rilin him up a bit. wink.gif Definitely made my night more interesting though hahaha.

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Dry contacts = pain in the ass. dry.gif

You are supposed to put them in your eyes

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:tsoc: thread revival!!! :lol:

I brought my Christmas mug into work today, finally, for my coffee :D

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Mmmmm, 40°F outside... Raining like a ************, and I am on vacation! Damn it feels good not to work in rain!

And what do I do during my vacation? Skyrim. :lol:

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Well, at least it's scheduled. I needed mine. Was starting to go crazy from the huge amount of stupid people, and hopefully when I go back rain quits, and it just becomes snow.

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YES need snow! These tires are badass in the snow, and maybe I won't get stuck trying to do a picture shoot like last year :rofl:

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